Quick! You've only got ONE month to prove the census wrong!

I mean, one month til singles awareness week. No, not that one. This one.

So, Vegas, get ready for the onslaught of crazy people getting married in preparation for the week, so they too can look down their noses at the singles taking over soceity!

::This was a PSA brought to you by me out of sarcasm and probably some bitterness::

::I mean, why the crap do we need singles week? We don't have married people's week. We don't have committed relationships week. We don't even have freaking "Child's Day" (to pair with Mother's and Father's and Grandparent's and Administrative Assistants'). It's like there's a week for everything.::

::In fact, we could just have "Let's celebrate the seven day week" week. That would be so much cooler than "Let's rub it into singles' faces that they're not in relationship" week::

::Which makes me think of people going into singles week a single and coming out a married. If you think of the week as a tunnel, it's almost funny. Like the enlarging machine skit. Ok, done.::